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Angels |
The Mirror |
Foresomes From Hell! |
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We All Have One
My angel is a gift from Heaven,
I wonder why I'm so lucky
Does everyone have an angel so
grand
If angels are assigned to me
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Eagles and Angels are majestic
creatures
Angels were present
The pure fallen snow
There's an angel for my day,
An angel in hand
My children are angels
Michael the Archangel |
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1 The Mirror
When we look at life
When we look at life
'Tis like love
It's clean and pure
Does love find us
And settle down
And yet love itself
It reaches for
There is love
There is love
And there is love
Where each other
But there is only one love
'Tis the love of one
So, when we look
Please take the time
And if we're willing
Then our world will be
So if we help
Then we have found
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2 Kitsap
Poetic pictures drawn by nature, Great, majestic awe-inspiring views, Captured in words, by poets, so pure So readers might forever bemuse.
I feel all this beauty does call me From the prairie to all of the trees, 'Tis 'here I'd like to forever be And leave behind that winter's cold breeze.
Powerful trees of centuries-old growth Tower 'ore the rolling and lush green land. 'Tis here I've taken my future's oath, To make it my retired dreamland.
The beauty serene Trees that tower, To this I do lean On nature's power. |
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3 Candles in the night
The night, it was dark With candles all lit, It was a fine lark And none threw a fit.
For the candlelight Set an ambiance That seemed very right, What a strange nuance.
All sat in a circle Around candles lit, The light, dark purple The guitar he'd get.
They did sing a Song "Twas a very old round, There was nothing wrong Just Heavenly sound.
The children, so quiet Did sing right along, A two-hour riot Of song after song.
The light, Isomoodic The family so tight, They sang to St. Nick For the day was right.
Memories were gathering In everyone's mind, From fanciful singing "Bout a giving time.
Twelve days of Christmas Had about ended,
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Foursomes From Hell! This is a study of golf from the most humorous... or sad... point of view; that being the personalities that makeup our weekend foursomes. For some, like me, its a rather frustrating and stressful attempt at weekend relaxation. You might say this booklet contains 'Heartburn for the Golfer's stomach"! First, I will introduce you to the 'personalities' of the weekend foursome. Second, I will take you along for a round of golf with these pseudo Nicklaus wannabes. Third, and last, I will attempt to explain the swings, or lack of, these uncaring, rude, inept and uncoordinated golfing freaks that make up our weekend foursome. The following characters often make up the weekend foursome.... often "your" foursome. Their personalities, lack of skill, and total disrespect for the rules of golf will cause you loose your cool, have early bypass surgery, and force you to take up drooling as your weekend sport... from your room at the nursing home. These people will be joining you for your round of golf today, Louie. Bobby Beginner Bobby Beginner is the guy you didn't want joining your foursome today. He has been waiting in the pro shop for someone like you who doesn't have enough friends to fill out a foursome. When you hear that inevitable voice over the loudspeaker, that of the golf Pro who you thought cared about you, say, "Louie, Mister Beginner will be right out to join you on the first tee," you say to your self, "Gads, why me?" After all, you passed up an all-day shopping spree with your wife so you could come out to the course and enjoy a decent and sane game of golf. Now, there's no chance of a relaxing round since Bobby Beginner will be playing along. Why don't they make special golf courses for the beginner? You know, a place where all of the hackers can be together so the rest of us can enjoy ourselves. The golf course is no place for beginners! Bobby Beginner can usually be singled out from the rest of the golfers by his three-year-old sneakers, real' "woods," and a putter that looks more like the dipstick from my 1972 pickup. He is wearing a muscle shirt so his "Susie's mine!" tattoo is clearly visible to all. It's a cinch he will say something ridiculous right in the middle of your backswing on the first tee. Hell, they don't know any better! He's also the one that comes to you and asks," Which club should I use on the tee?" "God, man its a 425 yard par four!" you say. "You sure as Hell don't want to hit your sand wedge". Then you realize he doesn't even have a sand wedge. In his bag is a driver that dates back to the middle ages, a three iron, five iron and nine iron; all different brands. Oh, yeah that dip stick he has for a putter must have been found in an alley after the garbage truck had driven over it. He has come well prepared as he has three very used golf balls (two of them with a bright red stripe around the middle) two golf tees and a used golf glove he found in the garbage container beside the first tee. Oh yes, he has that obnoxious smile. He smiles when he misses the ball, which is quite often; he smiles when he hits in to the water hazard, and he smiles even when you have just hooked a five iron out of bounds! God man, get a clue! Just when you think Bobby is getting with the program, on or about the fourth green, as he finishes his five put for a snowman he spits out some ugly looking debris completely surrounding the hole where he just putted out. Your worst nightmare has returned... Sun Flower Seeds! Yeesh! He then has the gall to offer a handful of these godawful things to you. You kindly say no, swallowing your unaparent anger, and go on your way not saying anything to Bobby about the ungamesmanship he has shown. You say to yourself, "I should turn him in!" But, you don't, just like every other time you have encountered this barbaric Neaderthal. As if things could not get worse, Bobby is not done. As you line up your twenty five footer for birdie, he, not once, but several times crosses your line with his size 14 EEE feet making huge crater-like depressions all along your putting line. You politely let him know that it is not golf etiquette to walk on someone else's line. He simply gives you that godawful smile, reaches for some more sunflower seeds, and walks to the next tee. Bobby Beginner is obnoxiously happy and somehow always finds you. He never minds when you have to let the six groups behind you play through because of his lack of... well... respect for the rest of us. Now, before I introduce the others, I need to stoo and take an asnirin for mv headache
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